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amazingfanblog:

I don’t even know anymore. Just read the fucking article.

Guess what guys.

I’m pregnant.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WE ARE ALL PREGNANT

I’m not ready to be pregnant, though…

so does this mean if you’re already “pregnant” but don’t actually procreate and therefore don’t actually produce the child that was supposedly already alive, you are actually “killing” the baby and committing a crime???

we’re pregnant

But.. WHAT? I… I cannot figure out how this makes sense. Even reading the article doesn’t help.

what

So having a menstrual cycle means you’re murdering someone every month?

I

Cannot.

Arizona lawmakers you are fucking STUPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

So technically, by that logic, I’m pregnant right now… and since I’m not actually going to give birth… I’m killing it. And have been repeatedly killing babies ever since I was old enough to use a fucking tampon.

Everyone fucking congratulate me, cause I’m apparently pregnant… then brb jail I guess ಠ_ಠ